im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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