Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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