Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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