and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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