you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This beer is not sobering me up at all
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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