great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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