Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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