How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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