Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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