Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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