if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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