Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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