whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
whose parrot is this?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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