Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
