yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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