i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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