They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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