Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
