Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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