He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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