Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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