my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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