Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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