I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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