talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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