32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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