Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
