And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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