its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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