if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Bring me that man meat
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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