Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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