these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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