Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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