My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just google imaged poop.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
organizing the empties. That sober.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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