i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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