Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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