You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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