This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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