How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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