Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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