im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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