Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Your cock deserves a montage
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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