quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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