I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We need to rekindle our bromance
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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