Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Randomize
