TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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