You work out of a Hotel?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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