we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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