ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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