dude i'm inner monologue high
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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