I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
