I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
